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About That Trifling Little $300 Trillion Klepto-Currency Error...
So when the following article popped into my email inbox, I was virtually certain it would be one of this week’s blogs. But first, a word about the article itself. As most regular readers know, the blogs on this website are “community driven”, i.e., I blog about articles that you, the readership of this site, send me. I sort through them every weekend, and try to decide if there are any discernible patterns or themes in the articles that people share, or if there is a particularly important story, and usually I blog about those. I also usually thank the individual for the article publicly by mentioning their initials in the blog. I this case, I have to thank this individual anonymously, because the individual has requested I not even use the initials to do so. As for the story itself, it’s in that “particularly important” category, and it has my high octane speculation motor running in overdrive. Here’s the story: PayPal’s crypto partner mints a whopping $300 trillion worth of stablecoins in ‘technical error’ Note this story very carefully:
Transactions on Etherscan showed that the mistake had been fixed after about 20 minutes.
So note the following: (1) $300,000,000,000,000.00 of “stablecoins” were “minted” by Paxos, a fact that would seem to give entirely new meanings to the definitions not only of “minting” but of “stable” and “stability”; (2) the amount of “stability” thus “minted” was approximately double the gross domestic product of the entire planet (thereby giving new potential meaning to the “derivatives crisis”); (3) the error was caught and fixed in a “mere” twenty minutes. So note the following: (1) $300,000,000,000,000.00 of "stablecoins" were "minted" by Paxos, a fact that would seem to give entirely new meanings to the definitions not only of "minting" but of "stable" and "stability"; (2) the amount of "stability" thus "minted" was approximately double the gross domestic product of the entire planet (thereby giving new potential meaning to the "derivatives crisis"); (3) the error was caught and fixed in a "mere" twenty minutes. Woopsee.... sorry about that!... just a little accounting glitch... We fixed it! All better now! Go home, relax, have a beer, nothing to see here. Nothing to worry about! Now, as one might imagine, I have all sorts of high octane speculations bouncing around in my tangled gray noodle about this one. Firstly, we're told very little about how this trifling error of a mere three hundred trillion dollars was made. Why, it's but a flyspeck in the pile of crud that the derivatives crisis involves. That said, and just for kicks and giggles, I'd like to assume that the mistake was made by some artificial intelligence-driven trading algorithm. In that case, that trifling error would seem to suggest all sorts of security problems with the system. So let's extend the high octane speculation a bit further. We're told in the article that all this "stability" was "mistakenly minted" as "part of an internal transfer," which is a nice, euphemistic way of saying that none of this "stability" spilled over into the "outside world" and became part of the stream of transactions. So that, dear reader, is precisely the high octane speculation that I'd like to indulge and pursue. Let's assume that all this unhackable and completely secure "stability" spilled out into the outside world, that it became a part of the stream of transactions, that trades and deals we made on its basis, indeed, that some of these trades and deals were made on commodities or equities or securities markets by algorithmic trading programs at lightning speed, becoming parts of further trades and deals, which became parts of yet further transactions, and so on and so on. One can imagine the cascading effect an injection of that amount of capital into the system would have... and then... ...the mistake is discovered.... What then? Is everything rolled back? If so, then why bother with the algorithmic trading platforms, and indeed, the whole blockchain and digital currency to begin with? The rollback costs time, and in this world, time is money. And if not, how does the instability and extreme volatility injected into the system create any trust among the people using it... and on and on we could go with such questions. See you on the... oh, wait, one more thing. Is it just me, or did anyone else notice that the figure of three hundred trillion dollars is exactly the same figure that Dr. Tatiana Koryagina mentioned was available to the global cabal that was plotting terrorist acts on American soil in her Pravda article of July 2001, just a few months before 9/11... ...nah... it's just a coincidence... See you on the flip side... (If you enjoyed today's blog and high octane speculation, please share it with your friends.)
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